Katie Morgan, Maid of Honor
Katie is Heather's friend and sister. Heather and Colby are amazed at the capable, graceful young woman Katie has become, given her beginnings as Evil Katrina. Katie and Heather are very close, which is surprising since Heather and Nicole once convinced Katie she wasn't actually Heather's sister.
Randa Ross, Bridesmaid
Randa became good friends with Heather over a decade ago when she moved in across the street from Heather's house. Randa is a special friend that maintained cool composure as she held Heather's hair back for her while Heather was rejecting many of the beverages she consumed during her 21st birthday.
Nicole Brooks, Bridesmaid
Nicole has been a great friend of Heather's since junior high, where they found common ground through New Kids on the Block and Open House Party. Nicole once showed Heather love and affection by throwing her a strong jab to the eye.
Heather Oglesby, Bridesmaid
Heather's solid companion since the second grade, this Heather (along with the bride, Heather) holds a record for consecutive plays of the DJ Rob Base classic Joy and Pain. She also enjoys the frequent references to the movie Heathers due to her relationship with the bride. There's some sarcasm there somewhere.
Kathy Geller Myers, Bridesmaid
Heather bonded with Kathy while they were both slaving away in the PR department of an agency together. Kathy holds an amazing distinction for being one of the few people that Heather and Colby know that can keep up with Colby on trivia questions. |
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Brian Linnen, Best Man
Brian has been a friend of Colby's for the better part of a quarter-century. Because of that extremely long sentence, there have been periods during which Brian was less than fond of Colby. Surprisingly, the time that Colby used Brian's shoes as a urinal in their dorm room during a drunken sleepwalk wasn't one of those times.
Jason Beil, Groomsman
Jason has also been Colby's friend for around 25 years. They bonded due to the fact that when they met they were both the most uncool people in their class. Times have certainly changed, as Colby has morphed into Mr. Clean with a Van Dyke and Jason, rennaissance man that he is, has become both a novelist and a musician.
John Spicer, Groomsman
John, aka "Buck", became friends of Colby's through a common friend over a decade ago. He's also been a co-worker, gaming buddy, a bandmate, and a fellow web administrator. He also has amazing anti-plumbing abilities, but we'll leave the graphic description alone.
Allen Zell, Groomsman
Allen is Colby's much younger and in much better shape brother, much to Colby's chagrine. Allen resides in Florida, where he is planning to start a car audio empire. Allen and Colby share the 'pimp' gene, but Allen hasn't retired his yet. A bit of advice for the unwary -- do not ask Allen to turn up the bass. Seriously.
Jason Gouldner, Groomsman
Jason has been dating Heather's sister Katie since the two were in high school. Jason managed to overcome some major obstacles to gain Colby's respect, such as being an Eagles fan (ugh), and of course dating the girl that Colby still wants to believe is only 13 years old. |
